Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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