In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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