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  who do you think you are?

  (407): View more from Florida

  someone who doesn't ask that question

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....

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• (206): View more from Washington

  After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  and she just brought her bike into the shower with her

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• (925): View more from California

  she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"

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• (667): View more from Maryland

  what customs doesn't know wont hurt them

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• (254): View more from Texas

  That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.

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• (310): View more from California

  This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.

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  $5. Donated.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night

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