Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(713): View more from Texas

maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..

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(214): View more from Texas

bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother

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(801): View more from Utah

he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?

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(979): View more from Texas

There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.

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(509): View more from Washington

Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom

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(425): View more from Washington

He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to

(425): View more from Washington

She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??

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