OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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