is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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