so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I think people are normalizing furries
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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