ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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