Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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