We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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