Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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