I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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