Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
