the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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