I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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