i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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