it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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