C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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