But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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