The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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