Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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