But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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