why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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