you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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