My first STD was from a foam party
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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