I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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