Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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