Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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