I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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