This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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