Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Randomize
