Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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