piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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