Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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