what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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