If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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