Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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