Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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