Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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