Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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