She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Semen is not good for contacts.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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