He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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