if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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