dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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