im drinking this country out of the recession.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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