ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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