ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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