SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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