office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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