real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
