Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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