Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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