Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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