Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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