Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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