also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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