if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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