How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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