Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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